Good Pedigree The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. ""I want a dog of which I can be proud,"" she told the salesman. ""Does that one have a good pedigree?"" ""Miss,"" declared the clerk, ""if she could speak, she wouldn't talk to either one of us.""
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.
Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing
A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
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