A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son... ""When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."" Without looking up from his game, the boy pointed out, ""When Lincoln was your age, he was The President of The United States.""
INTERN 1: 6 in the Oval Office INTERN 2: 4 in the Roosevelt Room INTERN 3: 1 in the Lincoln Bedroom BIDEN: Okay, let's go catch some Pokemon
" I made my famous dip for the office party" You're a regular Abe Lincoln. "But he wasn't a chef" Exactly
you know who else had a "fun hat phase"? Abe Lincoln. and we all know what happened to THAT guy
I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying "87 years" wasn't nearly hip enough.
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