When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris.
I want some Chuck Norris jokes! Something like: *Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.* or *Jesus may be able to walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim th
Chuck Norris Some people think the glass is half full. Some people think it is half empty. Chuck Norris sees scotch.
A middle school in Oregon According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipsti
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