A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ""I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"". She answers, ""My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."" ""Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."" She responds, ""Well, let's see what we can do about that, number 1, you have to be single and number 2, you must be Catholic."" The ! cab driver is very excited and says, ""Yes, I'm single and Catholic! ""OK"" the nun says. ""Pull into the next alley."" The nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. ""My dear child,"" said the nun, why are you crying?"" ""Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."" The nun says, ""That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.""