A pastor a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude! Pastor: Hey here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they? George: Oh yes that's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year so we always let them play for free anytime. The group was silent for a moment. Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them. Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?
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