Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing. ""File the beak just a little"" said the owner ""and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much the canary will die."" Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary. ""He died"" said Calvin. ""But I told you not to file the beak too much."" ""I didn't"" explained Calvin ""but by the time I got him out of the vise he was already dead.""
Little Calvin came home from the public library with a volume entitled, “Care and Management of Children.” “For heaven’s sake, Calvin”, exclaimed his astonished
Calvin watched as his mother put cream all over her face. “What's that for Mummy?” he asked. “To make Mummy more beautiful” she replied. A little later as she s
Randall: “Now that you are married, I suppose you will take out an insurance policy?” Calvin: “Oh, no! I do not think she is going to be dangerous!”
My dad's day at work... My dad is a police officer out here in New Jersey (US), and the irony is perfect. My dad drives up to a nearby school and spots three te
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