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One day at the entrance to heaven St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first St. Peter ran to God and said ""God there are some evil thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?"". God replied ""Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."" St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling ""God God they're gone they're gone!"" ""Who the New Yorkers?"". ""No the Pearly Gates.""

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