George went fishing but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three trout' he said to the owner. 'But instead of putting them in a bag throw them to me.' 'Why should I do that?' the owner asked. 'So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!'
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.
Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing
A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
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