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This used to be my mother's favorite joke, maybe still is. A farmer has three daughters who all have a date on the same night. The first guy comes to pick up his date and says "Hi, I'm Joe. I came to get Flo. We're gonna go to the show, can she go?" The farmer calls Flo down and they leave. The second guy shows up: "Hi, I'm Eddie. I came to get Betty. We're gonna go get spaghetti, is she ready?" the farmer calls Betty down and they go. The third guy shows up: "I'm Chuck. I came in my truck..." The farmer shoots him.

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