On my way to Chicago. Anybody need anything? Hot dog? Deep dish pizza? Bull's Jersey? A lock of Oprah's hair?

eating the classic new york dish we all know and love that's right the individually purchased sleeve of ritz crackers

It's unseasonably warm in New York. Let's go outside and stare at our phones.

The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild.