Patrick was drinking heavily on a Tuesday night at his local pub. He raised his glass and proclaimed, in toast, "here's to spending the rest of me life, layin' in bed next to me wife." The toast was met with raucous cheers and applause. Patrick was given the toast of the night award, given out on every Tuesday at the pub. When he brought the trophy home to his wife Patty she asked him what he said to get the prestigious award. Treading carefully, he replied "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sittin' in church next to me wife." The next day Patty was shopping in the market when she ran into Patrick's best friend, also named Patrick. "What a great toast Patrick had last night" Patrick said excitedly. Patty agreed, albeit a little confused, "yeah but I don't know where it came from, we only do that twice a year and when we do I have to pull Patrick's ear to get him to come."