Three nuns died... ...and found themselves standing before St. Peter at the gates of heaven. "Before I can let you in," said Peter, "you'll each have to answer one question." The first nun stepped forward and Peter asked, "What was the name of the first man?" "Adam," answered the nun. And immediately bells began ringing and lights started flashing, and the gates opened up and she entered into heaven. The second nun stepped forward. "What was the name of the first woman?" St. Peter asked. "Eve," said the nun. And bells began ringing and lights started flashing, and the gates opened up and she walked in. The third nun stepped forward. "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" asked St. Peter. The nun thought for a minute, then said, "Boy, that's really hard..." And bells began ringing and lights started flashing...
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