I have Facebook like reflexes. "Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*

Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead.

Went to take out money from the ATM and hit Espanol by accident.It replied, 'Nice try, you don't get paid until all the onions are chopped'.

Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today