The Congress Man And The Little Girl [The Congressman and the Little Girl](http://www.1976ad.com/2011/09/11/the-congress-man-and-the-little-girl/) A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, ""Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."" The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, ""What would you want to talk about?"" ""Oh, I don't know…

An Atheist and a Little Girl on a Plane An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, ""Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."" The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, ""What would you want to talk about?"" "" Oh, I don't know,"" said the atheist. ""How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?"" as he smiled smugl…

Don't Mess with Kids An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, ""Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."" The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, ""What would you want to talk about?"" ""Oh, I don't know,"" said the atheist. ""How about why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell , or no life after death?"" as he smiled smugly. ""OK,"" she said…

Never Mess with Kids A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The man turned to him and said, ""Let's talk"". Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ? Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power? Kid: Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question... Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps. Why? Man: I don't know. Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don't know shit.. ?