Don't Mess with Kids An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, ""Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."" The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, ""What would you want to talk about?"" ""Oh, I don't know,"" said the atheist. ""How about why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell , or no life after death?"" as he smiled smugly. ""OK,"" she said. ""Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty , but a horse produces clumps . Why do you suppose that is?"" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, ""Hmmm, I have no idea."" To which the little girl replies, ""Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell , or no life after death, when you don't know shit ?"" And then she went back to reading her book. [Source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=114#mainBody)