A lady from New York and a Lady from Texas sitting on a plane in first class. The lady from Texas says "Where y'all from?" The lady from New York idignantly answers "I am from a place where we do not end a sentence in a preposition!" The lady from Texas smiles and says " Where y'all from bitch?"
In an unexpected motion, Texas Republicans have voted to move midnight to 1am.
In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a "cronut," which is croissant/donut. We call these people "midiots," which is a moron/idiot.
I bet it really confuses poor Forrest Gump to see Lt. Dan on TV solving crimes in New York.
Conan: Texas recently had 9 earthquakes in a day. But don't worry: Scientists are hard at work figuring out exactly what God was angry about
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