A man goes into heaven... ...he sees a lot of clock's and asks what they're for. Jesus says, "These are lying clocks. If a person tells a lie the minute hand moves." Jesus points to one clock and says, "This is Abraham Lincoln's clock, the hands have only moved a bit." Jesus points to another clock and says, "This is my Mother's clock, it has never moved since she has never told a lie." Suddenly the man asks where George Bush has his clock. Jesus says, "It used to be in my office for a fan." The man asks why it's not his fan anymore. Jesus answers, "We're using Obama's for a generator to get the Air Conditioning going."