Fishing not allowed. Ok, so I remember one from my youth times, hope it´s not too overused. here it goes: A man is fishing in a forbidden zone, with a clear sign showing, when a police truck pulls over to confront the man. Seeing the officer coming in his direction, he hides his fishing rod, and silently watches the water: man: Good morning, officer, is it something wrong? officer: Good morning, do you know you cant fish here? man: I am not fishing, sir, why would you think that? officer: Really? so, why the bucket with fish here? man: Oh, that! That´s my fish, my pets, I take them here to a swim and later I whistle and they come back, jump back to the bucket and we go home! officer: You don't say... care to exemplify? man: Well, sure! The man proceeds to empty the bucket with the fish into the water, and waits. (awkward silence) officer: So... ? man: So, what...? officer: ARE YOU GOING TO CALL THE FISH OR WHAT?!? man: What fish?