Jesus and Moses are in Heaven fishing from a rowboat As they were fishing, they began to reminisce the miracles they performed when they were on Earth. Just to see if they could still had the knack, they each decided to do one of their miracles. So, Moses stood up and extended his arms. Sure enough, the waters of the lake parted and the rowboat settled gently to the bottom. He then lowered his arms and the waters closed back in. In a few moments, the lake had returned to normal with the rowboat floating on top. "Pretty good, Mo," Jesus said approvingly. "Now I'll give it a try," he said as he climbed out of the boat. He took a couple steps and then began to sink quickly. Just in time, Moses reached out and pulled Jesus into the boat. "Jesus Christ!" Moses exclaimed. "What do you suppose happened to you?" "Aw, Mo, I should have known better than to try that one," Jesus replied. "The last time I did that I didn't have these damn holes in my feet."