There are 2 nuns sitting in a bath tub... The first nun nods and says ""where's the soap"". The second nun pauses for a moment then replies with "" yes it does,

Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach.

Dirty Jokes for Grandma A sailor comes to port, and decides he really needs to get laid. So he walks into town, and sees a sign- ""Sisters of Mercy Convent &amp

Three Nuns die in a car crash, and find themselves at the pearly gates. St. Peter stops them, stating ""Ladies, I appreciate your position, but there's a new po