The night before the wedding The bride-to-be and her bridesmaids were giggling over tequila and strawberry daiquiris at the bachelorette party. The maid of honor started a game of truth or dare. "If your boyfriend were a soda, what would he be?" she slurred at the other bridesmaid. "7-Up, because he's got seven inches and he can keep it up. What about you?" "Mountain Dew. He knows how to mount and do me. And what about the future Mrs. Johnson? What kind of soda is Matt?" "Jack Daniels," said the bride proudly. "But that's not a soda! Jack Daniels is a hard liquor!" protested her friends. The bride looked at them and said, "Girls, why do you think I'm marrying him?"