Little Johnny skipped school one day... and since his house was next to his school, the teacher decided to visit Little Johnny's parents the next day after school, but his granddad was the only adult home. When he saw the teacher coming he said "Johnny! Your teacher is coming, hide and I will say you aren't here. "No," Little Johnny replied "you go hide. I told the teacher that I went to your funeral."
A fight or flight situation. Like when you go to pick up your kid and the teacher's walking towards you with "the look" on her face.
Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!
Whenever I'm behind a college girl in starbucks she has to order a triple mocha dark chocolate raspberry ugg boot white iphone 5 spice latte
Went to "The Social Network." I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids.
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