Paddy and Murphy are in a dark cave. Paddy says "It's too dark. Do you have a match?" Murphy hands Paddy a match, which Paddy strikes against the wall..but nothing happens. He strikes the match again but, again, nothing. Paddy says to Murphy "This match doesn't work." "That's strange," says Murphy. "It worked earlier."
Birth Control After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enoug
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's football victory. Mick, the bartender, says ""You'll not be
Paddy and Murphy walk into a bar... Hand in hand
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up w
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