Dad joke heard at the beach Recently, I was on vacation and at a beach and a father and his kids were playing catch in the water next to me. This kid who had to be about six or seven yells out, "dad, I'm going to try some trash talk. Ready? Your skills are as rusty as a tin can! Get it dad? *trash* talk?" I was dying. That kid is going to make a great dad.
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls
How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?
I stuck a "Baby On Board" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap.
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
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