A man backpacking in Europe... Comes across a small village with no modern technology. It's starting to get dark so he asks a villager if he can stay the night. The villager agrees. As the night goes on, the man gets bored and asks the villager if there is any way he can have a good time. *Wink wink* The villager says "well there is Sven". The man thinks to himself "I'm not gay, but what the hell" and asks how much for Sven. To which the villager replies 400 euros. The man says "wow that's alot! Sven must be very talented!" The villager replies "Well 100 goes to me because it's my house and I don't really like it happening" The man says "well 300 euros is still pretty good for Sven." The villager says "Not exactly. 100 goes to the mayor. Because it's his village and he doesn't really like it happening" The man says "200 euros still sounds like Sven is doing pretty good." The villager responds "Well no, the other 200 goes to Oleg and Frank". The man is confused and asks why those two get the remaining 200. The villager says "well its for holding him down. Because it's Sven's ass and he doesn't really like it happening."