Art thief at the Louvre An art thief pulls off an impossible heist at the Louvre. He manages to steal a Monet, a Degas, and a Van Gogh. He makes it past security and out of the museum. However, he then cannot get his van to start. The police find him and arrest him. They ask him how he was able to pull of the crime but have his van be unable to start. The thief replies: ""I did not have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh""

A criminal mastermind steals several pieces of art from the Louvre and gets away in his getaway van. A few blocks down the road, the van stops because it's all out of gas. What did the mastermind say to the police when they got there and asked him how his van broke down? I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Two men robbed the Louvre in Paris. Soon after, the police found the thieves stopped in their van on the side of the road. When the thieves were asked why they had stopped, they answered: ""We did not have enough Monet to buy Degas and make the Van Gogh.""

Art Thief An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off. He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops. The authorities nab him, and one of them asks "what happened to the van?" The thief replies: "I did not have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh"