An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway... He didn't have any Monet, to buy Degas, to make his Van Gogh.

Art Thief A mastermind thief infiltrates The Louvre and steals several paintings. He loads them all into his van and drives off. A few blocks away, his van breaks down. When the police arrive on the scene, one of the officers asks the mastermind how something like this could happen if he was so smart. The mastermind replies with "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: 'Monsieur, the reason I stole the paintings is I had no Monet to buy Degas To make the Van Gogh. I know I had de gaulle, but I figured I had nothing Toulouse.""

Art thief at the Louvre An art thief pulls off an impossible heist at the Louvre. He manages to steal a Monet, a Degas, and a Van Gogh. He makes it past security and out of the museum. However, he then cannot get his van to start. The police find him and arrest him. They ask him how he was able to pull of the crime but have his van be unable to start. The thief replies: ""I did not have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh""