A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: 'Monsieur, the reason I stole the paintings is I had no Monet to buy Degas To make the Van Gogh. I know I had de gaulle, but I figured I had nothing Toulouse.""

Art thief at the Louvre An art thief pulls off an impossible heist at the Louvre. He manages to steal a Monet, a Degas, and a Van Gogh. He makes it past security and out of the museum. However, he then cannot get his van to start. The police find him and arrest him. They ask him how he was able to pull of the crime but have his van be unable to start. The thief replies: ""I did not have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh""

A criminal mastermind steals several pieces of art from the Louvre and gets away in his getaway van. A few blocks down the road, the van stops because it's all out of gas. What did the mastermind say to the police when they got there and asked him how his van broke down? I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

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