Three Amish ladies are in a field picking potatoes Their husbands names are Jake, Jacob and Jakey. They would always get confused. So one day they decided to nickname them. Mabel said "lets name them after soda pop", the other two said "what do you mean?". Mabel said she would go first and said " I'll call my Jacob 7-Up because he has 7 inches and its always up". Oh the other two loved this idea. So Ella went next and said "I'll call my Jake Mountain Dew because he takes me to the mountain and he sure can do me." And they laughed. The last lady, Margaret, thinks a minute and said "I'll call my husband Jack Daniels." Mabel responded "That's not a soda pop, that's a liquor." "That's my Jakey!!!!" exclaimed Margaret.