How business works Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No! Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter. Son: Ok then. Dad goes to Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No! Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Ok then. Dad goes to the president of the World Bank Dad: Make my son the CEO of your bank. President: No! Dad: He is the son in law of Bill Gates. President: Ok then.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate
Does "You'll find love when you're not looking for it" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars.
My telethon to raise money for starving children in Africa was a huge flop. I didn't know the TV added 10 pounds. Those kids looked fine. :(
I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too.
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