A bear is chasing a rabbit when both of them suddenly come across a genie The genie says, "Since you both found me at the same time, I shall grant both of you three wishes." The bear, in rut, says, "I wish for every bear in this forest to be female except me." "Done", says the genie. The rabbit says, "I wish for a scooter." "Done." The bear, not satisfied with his first wish, commands the genie, "I wish all the bears in the country were female except for me." "Done." The rabbit says, "I wish for a small helmet." "Done." The bear, still not satisfied, commands the genie, "I wish all the bears in the WORLD were female except for me." "Done." The rabbit hops on the scooter and, going away, yells, "I wish the bear was gay!"