In a Scottish pub A young college student made her way to Europe for a summer adventure, ending up in Glasgow for a night. She went to a pub and there met a ruggedly-handsome Scotsman dressed in the traditional outfit. “Excuse my bluntness,” she asked, “is anything worn under the kilt?” “Nay, my lassie,” he said with a grin, “it’s still in good working order!”
For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.
-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!
Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.
Your volume level is at a flamboyantly gay band geek and I need you to turn it down to a shy Asian transfer student.
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