Chaos Theory
Two friends are chatting in a pub.
- Have you heard that Mike died yesterday?
-- Oh no! What happened to him?
- He was about to pass our house driving his car when he crashed into a parking car on the side of the road, broke through the wind shield, flown through straight in our bedroom window.
-- Holy c**p! What a horrible death!
- No, he survived it alright. He crawled towards our wardrobe, tried to stand up grabbing the handle, but the wardrobe toppled over, and fell right …