My grandmother's favorite joke A priest dies and arrives in heaven. Here, a couple of angels greet him, shake his hand, and welcome him. A few moments later,

Four "Limericks" There once was a girl from Lahore Whose limericks stopped at line four. When asked why this was, She responded, "Because..." --- The

there were three race horses; ernie, bill, and ted. the three of them were good friends; they enjoyed racing each other and generally won and lost to each othe

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks stopped at line two.