My grandmother's favorite joke A priest dies and arrives in heaven. Here, a couple of angels greet him, shake his hand, and welcome him. A few moments later,

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks stopped at line two.

A man walks into a bar and orders three drinks. The barman serves him and then watches as the man alternates between each drink until all three are empty. "Wh