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Queen Elizabeth arrives to Heaven ... St Peter lets her in and gives her a tour around the heavenly garden. -Here are all your family members, previous pets and people of historical significance during your reign. Liz looks around this multitude of people who wave at her, smiling. Suddenly she stops and calls St.Peter aside. -What the F***?, Diana has a bigger halo than me!! I reigned for decades, saw my country trough wars and depressions and wars again, gave god, freedom and peace to nations all around the world, surely I deserve a bigger halo than her!! -Your Majesty, that is a steering wheel...

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