Stalin visits a Young Pioneer camp. He asks one boy, "What is your name, boy?" "My name is Vovochka Karpov, Comrade Stalin" says the boy. "So tell me, Vovochka," Stalin says, "who is your mother?" "My mother is the Great Soviet Country!" "Very good," says Stalin, "and your father?" "My father is the wise and kind Josef Vissarionovich Stalin!" Stalin pats Vovochka's cheek: "Marvelous! And what is your greatest desire?" "To become an orphan."
50s Soviet joke Who is your mother? Our great Soviet country. Who is your father? Our dear comrade Stalin. What's your greatest desire? Becoming an orphan. EDIT
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