(I get an amber alert for a missing child) OK its my time to shine (I get in my car and back out without looking and instantly hit the kid)

Mitt Romney announcing he's not running for president is like Johnny Depp announcing there won't be a sequel to Mortdecai.

"I'll take movies for $500 Alex" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter "You gotta be kidding me"

Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually