Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe. Heather says, "I got my ultrasound done yesterday. I'm pregnant with triplets!" "I got mine done yesterday too," says Linda. "I'm pregnant with septuplets!" "I think I'll get my ultrasound done next week," says Martha. The three women chat some more. Finally, Heather says, "I got Disney+ last month. The first movie I watched on it was 'The Three Little Pigs'!" "I got Disney+ last month too," says Linda. "The first movie I watched on it was 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'." When Martha hears this, she instantly goes pale. "It's okay if you don't have Disney+," says Heather. "I do have it," says Martha. "It's just that the first movie I watched on it was 101 Dalmatians."
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