If Will Smith, Amber Heard, and Chris Brown formed a band, what would its name be? The Heavy Hitters.

An Irish joke from Murphy (Best read drunk) Kelly showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell over with joy. Kelly hadn’t been to church in years.

Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car jumped in and pulled on the emerge

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan? Urine for a surprise.