Kinda of a shitty joke but...... Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is

A couple of dwarves got arrested... A couple of dwarves got arrested in London the other day. They got charged for possession of small arms.

I see London, I see France! (I'm looking at Google maps)

Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to "like" a photo of a hot dog.