Translated Brazilian Joke - A broken car in the desert ** In Brazil it is common making jokes about our colonizers, the Portuguese. I hope they do the same about us in Portugal, so... ** A Portuguese, a Brazilian and an Argentinian are driving through the desert when their car suddenly breaks. João, the Brazilian suggests each one takes a piece of the car to help their journey walking back to the town. Santiago, the Argentinian says: - I'll take the seat, so if I'm tired I can sit on it and …

There was an interesting legal dispute between Portugal and Denmark Portugal had sold off some of their fishing rights to the Danish government. There were many details and stipulations, things about the size of the nets, number of boats, locations, environmental protections, types of fish to be caught, etc etc. But the one that became relevant was about the usage of the fish. See, Portugal wasn't making that much money off of selling certain fish as food anyway, but they did want to retain c…

I was telling my German colleague about how my parents, who were living in Spain, kept having problems with eagles killing their chickens. Me: yeah, these eagles come down out of the mountains, they steal the chickens right out of the pen! Frank: an eagle!? AN EAGLE DOES THIS!? Me: yes, they have eagles over there, mad isn't it? Frank: AN EAGLE IS STEALING THE CHICKENS? Me: errr, yeah, they're predators you know? Frank: THEY ARE PREDATORS? Me: yeah, and they fly down and kill the chickens…

Why is Spain so good at football (soccer)? Because no one expects the Spanish in position!