Best cheers at the bar! John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ""Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, ""I won the prize for the best toast of the night."" She said, ""Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"" John said, ""Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."" ""Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!"" Mary said. The …

A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and decided to have a contest regarding who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ""Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, ""I won the prize for the best toast of the night."" She said, ""Aye, what was your toast?"" Jo…

Best toast in all of Ireland John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of The night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside Me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. …

A Toast Every Friday night, at the local pub, the regulars gather, enjoy each other’s company and ‘toast the night away'… John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of The night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me …