Please sign my petition to make Matthew McConaughey the voice for Siri.

*filming the Buick commercial with Matthew McConaughey* "the leather keeps sticking to my back" "for the last time Matt keep ur shirt on"

If I heard Matthew McConaughey only drank water out of a garden hose attached to the side of his house, I'd totally believe it.

Has anyone ever seen Matthew McConaughey and a statue made out of overcooked bacon in the same room together