Please sign my petition to make Matthew McConaughey the voice for Siri.

If I heard Matthew McConaughey only drank water out of a garden hose attached to the side of his house, I'd totally believe it.

Has anyone ever seen Matthew McConaughey and a statue made out of overcooked bacon in the same room together

- I'd like to make a reservation. - Name? - Matthew McConaughey. - Can you spell that for me? - No.