Has anyone ever seen Matthew McConaughey and a statue made out of overcooked bacon in the same room together

- I'd like to make a reservation. - Name? - Matthew McConaughey. - Can you spell that for me? - No.

Even in a suit, Matthew McConaughey looks like he's just been rescued after two weeks lost in the desert.

If you eat a pot brownie and a Ken doll, you'll poop a Matthew McConaughey.