Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war.

USA: "Hey nachos, today's your big day!" Nachos: "What about Cinco de Mayo?" USA: "What'd you just say?" Nachos: "Nothing."

North Korea banned the use of sarcasm towards the government; I wouldn't last an hour before they executed me.

"USA is #1! USA is #1!" me explaining international dialing codes