"I can't wait to move back to Mexico." -No Juan, ever

I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio.

Girl at engineering school: I'm like the single-most clumsy person [5 male engineering students emerge from bushes] "Did you say single?"

He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico.