"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?" "No." "Why not, sir?" "Because, it would make my rabbi sad."#Jesus Christ#Lord And Savior#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
COP: careful, this guy's insane DETECTIVE: ok [he walks into the interrogation room] ME: i dont like the creme part of oreos D: jesus christ#Jesus Christ#Police0🔗 SharePermalink →
Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job.#Jesus Christ#Military0🔗 SharePermalink →
GOOD COP: Crazy girlfriend? I know how THAT is BAD COP: He's trying to get on your side so you confess GOOD COP: Jesus Christ, Frank#Jesus Christ#Dating#Police0🔗 SharePermalink →