Hillary clinton was driving past the whitehouse and ran over obamas dog. She pops out of the car and holding her face says: what ever am I going to do? Just then she notices a golden lamp on the ground near the dog and gives it a rub. The genie jump out and says thanks for freeing me! You get one free wish. She says- ok, I want this dog to be back alive! The genie looks at the dogs smashed head under her tire and says Whew, that dog is too far gone to save. Do you have another wish? Hillary clin…

Hillary Clinton and her chauffeur are driving on a country road. Suddenly, a pig runs in front of the car. The chauffeur has no time to react, and runs over it, giving it instant death. The chauffeur stops the car, gets out and looks around. He spots a small farm-house in the distance. Hillary says to her chauffeur, "You should at least tell them that you've killed the pig" The chauffeur does as he's told. A couple of hours later, the chauffeur stumbles out of the farmhouse, covered in lip…

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising home along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it , but couldn't. The aged cow was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened and pay them for the cow. She stayed in the car making phone calls. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle o…

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Hillary sees her driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. ”What happened to you?” asked Hillary. ”Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the …